[ hey, she gets it. and whether it's standard southern courtesy or a healthy dose of respect for the devil doesn't matter, really! honestly, she's just happy to be treated like a lady by someone who gets it. ]
Hmmm... A little of both, maybe? [ it's an honest answer, at least. ] And I mean. If they're too good for Hell then they probably wouldn't want in anyway? But it's not like I'd turn them away. You know?
[It's a hum of interest, but also one of thought. (It's also slightly autotuned by his helmet trying its damnedest to figure out how he feels and match it tonally.)]
If it help you feel better 'bout that, I don't mean "too good" like they wouldn't wanna be there - Just didn't up there when I died. Thought for sure I would, was pretty sure I cinched it, but nah. Ain't Heaven neither, that's for damn sure.
[If he could laugh, that's about where one would be.]
You sound... lot nicer than I expected. For the Devil, I mean. But you gotta real warmth to that voice of yours, a real, uh... joie to ya. This really how you sound? Not puttin' on any airs to get in good with no one?
Ohhh, so like... Purgatory? Or some other situation. A ghost?? [ she's still reeling over ghosts being real and that was like two years ago. ] Either way. I mean, if you're not the heavenly host type then I feel like you're fine hanging down here?? And even if you did go to Heaven. I mean. As long as you're not a dick about it.
[ she notices that autotune. it's a little exciting! she wants to know more about that, a bit - but she also doesn't want to pry if he doesn't want to say anything. ah, well. she can't help but grin at that last bit, either way. ]
I spent most of my life trying to pretend to be something I wasn't for God's sake? And I'm done with it. Maybe I'm not a good person, but I can't be that much worse than his crusaders. [ she laughs, gentle and warm. ] And if you think I'm warm you should see me in person?? It's sort of a. Heat lamp situation???
Heh, sure. Let's call it Purgatory for now. Easier to swallow without gettin' to talk to ya in person, I think. Though, uh... we could change that, if you interested in the idea. Might consider myself a man o' God 'spite where I ended up, but I don't bite -
Don't feel bad if you wanna say no, though. I don't mind.
[Said with his best attempt at sounding gentle in return. It's not something he's great at (not nearly), but it's important to him to make it clear he means no harm.]
I mean... I'm talkin' to the Devil on the radio. That count?
[Which is to say: no, he's not doing anything right now.]
If you got someplace ya like, go ahead and suggest it. Someplace in public, though. Even if 's just me you meetin' with, I ain't gonna let you go out meetin' someone alone. Just ain't cool. That's my rule on the internet, so now 's also my rule on the radio.
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Hmmm... A little of both, maybe? [ it's an honest answer, at least. ] And I mean. If they're too good for Hell then they probably wouldn't want in anyway? But it's not like I'd turn them away. You know?
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[It's a hum of interest, but also one of thought. (It's also slightly autotuned by his helmet trying its damnedest to figure out how he feels and match it tonally.)]
If it help you feel better 'bout that, I don't mean "too good" like they wouldn't wanna be there -
Just didn't up there when I died. Thought for sure I would, was pretty sure I cinched it, but nah.
Ain't Heaven neither, that's for damn sure.
[If he could laugh, that's about where one would be.]
You sound... lot nicer than I expected. For the Devil, I mean.
But you gotta real warmth to that voice of yours, a real, uh... joie to ya.
This really how you sound? Not puttin' on any airs to get in good with no one?
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[ she notices that autotune. it's a little exciting! she wants to know more about that, a bit - but she also doesn't want to pry if he doesn't want to say anything. ah, well. she can't help but grin at that last bit, either way. ]
I spent most of my life trying to pretend to be something I wasn't for God's sake? And I'm done with it. Maybe I'm not a good person, but I can't be that much worse than his crusaders. [ she laughs, gentle and warm. ] And if you think I'm warm you should see me in person?? It's sort of a. Heat lamp situation???
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Though, uh... we could change that, if you interested in the idea.
Might consider myself a man o' God 'spite where I ended up, but I don't bite -
Don't feel bad if you wanna say no, though. I don't mind.
[Said with his best attempt at sounding gentle in return. It's not something he's great at (not nearly), but it's important to him to make it clear he means no harm.]
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[ maybe they won't get along. maybe he'll try something. but that's not the impression she gets-
-and even if he does, she's the devil. what does she have to fear? ]
Doing anything now?
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[Which is to say: no, he's not doing anything right now.]
If you got someplace ya like, go ahead and suggest it. Someplace in public, though.
Even if 's just me you meetin' with, I ain't gonna let you go out meetin' someone alone. Just ain't cool.
That's my rule on the internet, so now 's also my rule on the radio.