NO NO NO TH3 UN1V3RS3 1S 3V3RYTH1NG 1N YOUR WORLD 1S 1NS1D3 TH1S G14NT COSM1C FROG M4D3 OUT OF SP4C3-T1M3 4ND M4G1C 4ND COLORS L1K3 4 SOFT B1LLOW1NG SC3NT FULL OF W4RMTH 4ND M3LODY B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3 W4TCH1NG ON3 G3T BORN TH3 F1RST T1M3 W4S PR3TTY 1MPR3SS1V3 BUT BY TH3 S3COND 1T JUST K1ND OF GOT OLD
that sounds. incredibly fake? like don't worry, i believe you. but also it kind of sounds like you're making it up just to see how much stupid stuff i'd believe.
huh. i guess i hadn't thought about that? but also, i'm not sure that's always true. i mean, sometimes it's just easiest to lie. you know? not that i'm any good at it. haha.
oh. you mean. like a science thing. like they're a universe for the things inside it?? wait is the frog you were talking about EARLIER a universe like that or is that one a real universe i'm confused
do sounds have a smell? what does music smell like?
also i don't really get that but i kind of respect it anyways? cronch. sometimes that might be nice. but also, smoothies taste like fruit and happiness and salad tastes like old people? you know.
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is this a special space frog??
do frogs normally have universes in them??
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4ND 1T T4K3S 4 V3RY LONG 4ND 1NVOLV3D PROC3SS TO BR33D 1T CORR3CTLY
1N F4CT W3 SORT OF
UH
FUCK3D 1T UP 4 L1TTL3
W3 W3R3 ON 4 V3RY STR1CT SCH3DUL3!
4ND D3SP1T3 B31NG C3RT1F13D 4SSK1CK3RS, W3 W3R3 UP 4G41NST SOM3 STUP1DLY POW3RFUL 3N3M13S
SO 1'M SORRY 1F TH1NGS GOT SCR3W3D UP FOR YOU GUYS ON 34RTH
1 KNOW TH3 G4M3 S3SS1ON W4S 4LL K1NDS OF WR3CK3D
BUT 1 DON'T KNOW HOW TH1NGS W3R3 ON TH3 GROUND
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i can't even imagine how frog breeding would work?
so that doesn't really sound like your fault.
wait so earth is a frog??
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TH3 UN1V3RS3 1S
3V3RYTH1NG 1N YOUR WORLD 1S 1NS1D3 TH1S G14NT COSM1C FROG M4D3 OUT OF SP4C3-T1M3 4ND M4G1C 4ND COLORS L1K3 4 SOFT B1LLOW1NG SC3NT FULL OF W4RMTH 4ND M3LODY
B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3 W4TCH1NG ON3 G3T BORN TH3 F1RST T1M3 W4S PR3TTY 1MPR3SS1V3 BUT BY TH3 S3COND 1T JUST K1ND OF GOT OLD
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incredibly fake?
like don't worry, i believe you.
but also it kind of sounds like you're making it up just to see how much stupid stuff i'd believe.
which is a lot? so. i guess there's that
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1T'S NOT 4 S3CR3T B3C4US3 1 W4NT TO K33P 1T H1DD3N, BUT B3C4US3 NO ON3 S33MS TO KNOW TH1S
OUTR1GHT L13S 4R3 FOR CHUMPS!
WH3N 1T COM3S TO M4N1PUL4T1NG P3OPL3, TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG B3TT3R TH4N TH3 4PPL1C4T1ON OF 4 P4RT1CUL4RLY W3LL-CHOS3N TRUTH
WH4T 1'M S4Y1NG H3R3 1S 1 WOULDN'T L13 4BOUT TH1S
TH4T FROG SH1T 1S TH3 DUMB3ST TH1NG 1N MY WORLD 4ND 4LSO UNFORTUN4T3LY TH3 R34L3ST
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but also, i'm not sure that's always true.
i mean, sometimes it's just easiest to lie. you know?
not that i'm any good at it. haha.
so are all frogs universes then
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TH3Y 4R3 34CH 4 MULT1TUD3
4 D3L1C4T3 WORLD OF 1NT3RLOCK1NG SYST3MS M4D3 UP OF COUNTL3SS L1V1NG C3LLS
4 B34UT1FUL M1CROCOSM OF WH4T L1F3 C4N B3
BUT 4R3 TH3Y 4 L1T3R4L UN1V3RS3 W1TH PL4N3TS 4ND SH1T???
NO
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oh. you mean. like a science thing.
like they're a universe for the things inside it??
wait is the frog you were talking about EARLIER a universe like that or is that one a real universe
i'm confused
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FULL OF PL4N3TS 4ND ST4RS 4ND 4 WHOL3 SH1TLO4D OF SP4C3
TH1NK OF 1T 4S L1K3
TH3 P3RSON1F1C4T1ON OF TH3 UN1V3RS3?
3XC3PT L1T3R4L
TH3 UN1V3RS3 1S L1T3R4LLY 4N UN1M4G1N4BLY B1G FROG
1/3
wow.
2/3
3/3
no. i still don't get it :(
can't the frog just lay a universe egg to create a new one?
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are you sure it's really a frog?
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TW1C3!!!!
1 KNOW WH4T 4 FROG 1S!!!!!!!
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does it smell like a universe??
a universe frog???
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1'M BL1ND, C4PT41N
1 C4N'T S33 TH4T SH1T
BUT 1 C4N SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 COLORS
4ND THOS3 FROGS W3R3 TH3 MOST COSM1C SH1T 1'V3 3V3R SN1FF3D 1N MY L1F3
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what do frogs smell like?
normal ones.
is it just kind of wet?
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4LG43 GR33N?
4ND L1LYP4DS 4ND ST4GN4NT POND W4T3R 4ND TH4T GROSS K4L3/SP1N4CH SMOOTH13 TH4T TH3Y TRY TO M4RK3T 4S B31NG H34LTHY BUT JUST K1ND OF T4ST3S L1K3 CR4P
TH3Y DON'T SM3LL GR34T, 1S WH4T 1'M S4Y1NG
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i guess i hadn't thought about green having a smell?
also i kind of like those smoothies.
they're not that good? but it's way better than like, salad.
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FROGS H4V3 4 SM3LL
GR33N H4S 4 SM3LL
YOU H4V3 4 SM3LL
1T'S JUST TH4T WH4T 1 SM3LL 1SN'T WH4T OTH3R P3OPL3 DO
NO W4Y!!! >XO
1'D R4TH3R H4V3 S4L4D 4NY D4Y OF TH3 W33K
LOV3 TH3 CRONCH
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what does music smell like?
also i don't really get that but i kind of respect it anyways?
cronch. sometimes that might be nice.
but also, smoothies taste like fruit and happiness and salad tastes like old people? you know.
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1 JUST S41D 1 SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 COLOR
NOT SOUNDS
SM4RT4SS >:P
1 DON'T TH1NK 1'V3 M3T 4 S1NGL3 OLD P3RSON 1N MY 3NT1R3 L1F3 B3FOR3 COM1NG H3R3
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unless it's like super dangerous where you're from.
in which case, it's kind of a bummer??
also if that's insensitive i think i'm sorry???