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[oculusriffs]

oh thats right
terezi found a user manual or something didnt she
that answers at least i dunno
two questions ive got right now

man youre pretty zeroed in on my plating choices
im just flexing my culinary visions over here now that the foods barely above edible
plus its pizza in the least efficient vehicle for delivery
whats not to get

[that's mostly him bullshitting. Dave just had a dumb idea and followed through with it, as he does. he thinks it's funny. it Probably Is Not.]

[wingstosee]

i think so?
she posted about it at least.
and i think it's a reasonable thing to focus on??

what if you mashed it up a lot.
could you drink it?
pizza juice sounds way more efficient. you should do that

[oculusriffs]

wait
lemme get this straight
you want me to take a semi edible pizza from a machine that has largely been shittin out slop and cardboard food frisbees for the past two months
revert it into its original state of suspicious slop
and just throw it back

[....... Dave is thinking no, but the weird possessed pizza in a cup he had for lunch is insisting yes.]

yeah ok not the worst idea ive ever heard
hang on a second

[wingstosee]

haha. i knew you'd get me?
you're cool like that.

i am so excited for this. you have no idea?

[oculusriffs]

[Venus, no, that'll just egg him on!]

[but Dave does indeed send a picture of his culinary, uh. masterpiece. a few minutes later, as promised. it sort of looks like he poured some really chunky tomato and pepperoni soup in a glass. not juice, not even close, but still sort of, grossly, drinkable.]

man
it looks like the kinda shit youd dump on the floor to get out of a math test or something
not that i would know
i may need to send this through a taste tester first

[this is, after all, the same kid who got grossed out of drinking his favorite juice ever because John implied that Howie Mandel peed in it.]

responds a week and a half late with 12 words

[wingstosee]

oh my god.

i kind of want to try it?

[ VENUS NO ]