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I mean, horoscopes are a giant pile of fakery and they don't mean anything at all. You ever see the description of a Capricorn? Because I'm not any of that.

[Maybe a little, before the death of the pilot program. Before she was kicked out for nothing and decided that she'd had enough. But even then it wasn't that accurate.]

I was just wondering because -- [at the sides of her head she makes a curling motion with her hands like ram horns.] You know.

[wingstosee]

Is that even a real Zodiac thing? I kind of feel like you made that up.

[ listen. listen. it wouldn't be the first thing saturn had made up?? ]

Wait, is that even an Aries thing? I just think they're cute.

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You- wha?

[excuse me hold on]

Do you know about the zodiac signs?

[wingstosee]

Yes?? [ RUDE?? ] There's. Aries, and... I'm Gemini, I know that much? And uh. I think there's- Scorpio is supposed to be really sexy and mean I think? Is that.

[ oh god. what other ones are there ]

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That about sums up every Scorpio I ever knew.

[Not that she wasn't. You know. Into that. Because she totally was. More Scorpios need to be really sexy and mean to her, in her educated opinion.]

I'm gonna be real with you. That's about all you really need to know about astrology.

[wingstosee]

Oh.

[ that seems inaccurate, but she doesn't know enough about astrology to dispute it. ]

So... is our dragon an Aries, then? That's the fire sign or something, right?