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[wingstosee]

nope! no humans here.
although i guess i was human??
so that makes things sort of complicated.

but no.
i am the devil :)

[iustitia]

WOW TH4T SUR3 1S 4 CONT3XTL3SS ST4T3M3NT TH4T 1'M SUR3 M34NT TO JUST 1NTU1T1V3LY COMPR3H3ND
1 SUDD3NLY UND3RST4ND 3V3RYTH1NG!

[wingstosee]

what?
oh no :( i thought that maybe troll jewgaism might have the devil at least...
okay well um
it's sort of the opposite of god?

do you have gods where you're from :(

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4 COMPL1C4T3D QU3ST1ON!
TROLLS 4R3 (MOSTLY) SORT OF 4TH31ST1C
3V3RYON3 KNOWS GOD 1S SORT OF 4 F4K3Y F4K3 TH1NG
3XC3PT FOR TH3 PURPL3 BLOODS?
BUT TH3Y'R3 W31RD 4ND WORSH1P TH3S3 TWO JUGG4LO M3SS14HS?
1 S1MULT4N3OUSLY KNOW W4Y TOO MUCH 4ND W4Y TOO L1TTL3 4BOUT TH4T DUMB CLOWN R3L1G1ON, PL34S3 DON'T 4SK M3 4BOUT 1T

TH3R3'S TH3 OTH3R GOD STUFF TH4T'S NOT STR1CTLY CULTUR4L?
L1K3 MY FR13NDS 4ND 1 PL4Y3D 4 G4M3 4ND M4D3 4 UN1V3RS3 4ND 34RTH, SO FROM 4 C3RT41N PO1NT OF V13W W3 4R3 GODS?
1 DON'T TH1NK TH4T COUNTS, 4LTHOUGH 1'LL PULL TH4T C4RD OUT 1F 1T'S GOOD FOR 4 L4UGH
4ND TH3N TH3R3 4R3 TH3 GODT13RS
WH3R3 1F YOU R34CH3D M4X L3V3L 4ND D13D ON YOUR QU3ST B3D, YOU COULD 4TT41N 4N 3V3N H1GH3R L3V3L OF POW3R
VR1SK4 D1D TH4T, 4ND SH3 GOT W1NGS 4ND 3V3N COOL3R POW3RS 4ND STRONG3R CONTROL OV3R H3R 4SP3CT 4ND W4S B4S1C4LLY 1MMORT4L UNL3SS H3R D34TH W4S 31TH3R H3RO1C OR JUST

BUT 4NYW4Y
1'M NOT SUR3 WH4T YOU M34N BY OPPOS1T3 OF GOD
4NG3LS 4R3 H4RB1NG3RS OF TH3 3ND
4ND D3MONS 4R3 3NG1N3S OF D3STRUCT1ON
BUT 1 DON'T KNOW 1F TH4T'S WH4T YOU'R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT

[wingstosee]

huh.
that's sort of a lot?
like, a LOT. to take in at once.
but... it actually works!
the devil is sort of the head demon.
kind of?
at least, that's one way to look at it.

wait, you made a universe??

[iustitia]

Y34H!
TH4T W4S TH3 OBJ3CT1V3 OF TH3 G4M3 W3 W3R3 PL4Y1NG
TO PROP4G4T3 UN1V3RS3S
ON3 OF MY FR13NDS BR3D 4 FROG 4ND WH3N 1T GR3W UP 1T B3C4M3 TH3 ON3 OF TH3 UN1V3RS3 TH4T HUM4NS L1V3D 1N
UNT1L 1T W4S T1M3 FOR TH3M TO PL4Y TH31R OWN G4M3 4ND BR33D TH31R OWN

[wingstosee]

FROG UNIVERSE????

is this a special space frog??
do frogs normally have universes in them??

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1T 1S 4 V3RY SP3C14L FROG
4ND 1T T4K3S 4 V3RY LONG 4ND 1NVOLV3D PROC3SS TO BR33D 1T CORR3CTLY
1N F4CT W3 SORT OF
UH
FUCK3D 1T UP 4 L1TTL3
W3 W3R3 ON 4 V3RY STR1CT SCH3DUL3!
4ND D3SP1T3 B31NG C3RT1F13D 4SSK1CK3RS, W3 W3R3 UP 4G41NST SOM3 STUP1DLY POW3RFUL 3N3M13S
SO 1'M SORRY 1F TH1NGS GOT SCR3W3D UP FOR YOU GUYS ON 34RTH
1 KNOW TH3 G4M3 S3SS1ON W4S 4LL K1NDS OF WR3CK3D
BUT 1 DON'T KNOW HOW TH1NGS W3R3 ON TH3 GROUND

[wingstosee]

wow.
i can't even imagine how frog breeding would work?
so that doesn't really sound like your fault.

wait so earth is a frog??

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NO NO NO
TH3 UN1V3RS3 1S
3V3RYTH1NG 1N YOUR WORLD 1S 1NS1D3 TH1S G14NT COSM1C FROG M4D3 OUT OF SP4C3-T1M3 4ND M4G1C 4ND COLORS L1K3 4 SOFT B1LLOW1NG SC3NT FULL OF W4RMTH 4ND M3LODY
B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3 W4TCH1NG ON3 G3T BORN TH3 F1RST T1M3 W4S PR3TTY 1MPR3SS1V3 BUT BY TH3 S3COND 1T JUST K1ND OF GOT OLD

[wingstosee]

that sounds.
incredibly fake?
like don't worry, i believe you.
but also it kind of sounds like you're making it up just to see how much stupid stuff i'd believe.

which is a lot? so. i guess there's that

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H3R3 1S 4 V3RY 1MPORT4NT S3CR3T
1T'S NOT 4 S3CR3T B3C4US3 1 W4NT TO K33P 1T H1DD3N, BUT B3C4US3 NO ON3 S33MS TO KNOW TH1S

OUTR1GHT L13S 4R3 FOR CHUMPS!
WH3N 1T COM3S TO M4N1PUL4T1NG P3OPL3, TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG B3TT3R TH4N TH3 4PPL1C4T1ON OF 4 P4RT1CUL4RLY W3LL-CHOS3N TRUTH

WH4T 1'M S4Y1NG H3R3 1S 1 WOULDN'T L13 4BOUT TH1S
TH4T FROG SH1T 1S TH3 DUMB3ST TH1NG 1N MY WORLD 4ND 4LSO UNFORTUN4T3LY TH3 R34L3ST

[wingstosee]

huh. i guess i hadn't thought about that?
but also, i'm not sure that's always true.
i mean, sometimes it's just easiest to lie. you know?
not that i'm any good at it. haha.

so are all frogs universes then

[iustitia]

OF COURS3 4LL FROGS 4R3 UN1V3RS3S
TH3Y 4R3 34CH 4 MULT1TUD3
4 D3L1C4T3 WORLD OF 1NT3RLOCK1NG SYST3MS M4D3 UP OF COUNTL3SS L1V1NG C3LLS
4 B34UT1FUL M1CROCOSM OF WH4T L1F3 C4N B3

BUT 4R3 TH3Y 4 L1T3R4L UN1V3RS3 W1TH PL4N3TS 4ND SH1T???
NO

[wingstosee]

what


oh. you mean. like a science thing.
like they're a universe for the things inside it??
wait is the frog you were talking about EARLIER a universe like that or is that one a real universe
i'm confused

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TH3 FROG W3 M4D3 W4S 4 R34L C4P1T4L U UN1V3RS3
FULL OF PL4N3TS 4ND ST4RS 4ND 4 WHOL3 SH1TLO4D OF SP4C3
TH1NK OF 1T 4S L1K3
TH3 P3RSON1F1C4T1ON OF TH3 UN1V3RS3?
3XC3PT L1T3R4L
TH3 UN1V3RS3 1S L1T3R4LLY 4N UN1M4G1N4BLY B1G FROG

1/3

[wingstosee]

huh.
wow.

2/3

[wingstosee]

3/3

[wingstosee]

mm.
no. i still don't get it :(

can't the frog just lay a universe egg to create a new one?

[iustitia]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[wingstosee]

isn't that like one of the two things frogs can do though
are you sure it's really a frog?

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1 SM3LL3D TH1S JOK3R G3T BORN TW1C3, V3NUS
TW1C3!!!!
1 KNOW WH4T 4 FROG 1S!!!!!!!

[wingstosee]

what does smelling it have to do with anything?
does it smell like a universe??
a universe frog???

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SM3LL1NG 1S TH3 MOST R3L3V4NT TH1NG!!!
1'M BL1ND, C4PT41N
1 C4N'T S33 TH4T SH1T
BUT 1 C4N SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 COLORS
4ND THOS3 FROGS W3R3 TH3 MOST COSM1C SH1T 1'V3 3V3R SN1FF3D 1N MY L1F3

[wingstosee]

oh. i guess that makes sense then.

what do frogs smell like?
normal ones.
is it just kind of wet?