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[buttonmashes]

What, you don't want to see how long we can make Ebelliong's schlong?

[Saturn experimentally adjusts the slider. Hm. Pretty long, given how far that loincloth is stretching to cover it.]

[wingstosee]

No?? [ oh god. that is... actually kind of horrific? ] How does he- he'd just fall over! You couldn't even do anything with that??

[buttonmashes]

This thing would be like a third of his body weight. I think he'd pass out the second he saw a boob. What a tortured existence.

[She puts the slider all the way to the right, and lord. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Saturn tabs away from poor Ebelliong, but not before she mercifully puts his dick back to a more reasonable length. It would be cruel to leave him like that.]

Alright. Back to the dragon.

[wingstosee]

Thank you.

[ she seems to have forgotten this isn't her character creator. she leans in a tiny bit, staring at saturn's screen before pointing at the horns. ]

Can you. Uh. See if they have ram horns? You know, the curly ones. [ oh, right, actually- ] Also make her a girl. Please.

[buttonmashes]

Let's see...

[Done and done. Amazingly, nothing about the default dragon seems to change between the gender options. This feels like the weirdest place to find a complete disregard for extreme sexual dimorphism. Dumb dragon cosmetic options in a bdsm-themed mmo from sex city. Wack.]

You an Aries or something?

[wingstosee]

What? Ew. No. [ she actually looks up from the computer screen to saturn at that. congrats, saturn, your read on her was so bad she stopped looking at non-dimorphic mmo design. ] Isn't that the like, angry punchy sign? I'd be the worst Aries.

[buttonmashes]

I mean, horoscopes are a giant pile of fakery and they don't mean anything at all. You ever see the description of a Capricorn? Because I'm not any of that.

[Maybe a little, before the death of the pilot program. Before she was kicked out for nothing and decided that she'd had enough. But even then it wasn't that accurate.]

I was just wondering because -- [at the sides of her head she makes a curling motion with her hands like ram horns.] You know.

[wingstosee]

Is that even a real Zodiac thing? I kind of feel like you made that up.

[ listen. listen. it wouldn't be the first thing saturn had made up?? ]

Wait, is that even an Aries thing? I just think they're cute.

[buttonmashes]

You- wha?

[excuse me hold on]

Do you know about the zodiac signs?

[wingstosee]

Yes?? [ RUDE?? ] There's. Aries, and... I'm Gemini, I know that much? And uh. I think there's- Scorpio is supposed to be really sexy and mean I think? Is that.

[ oh god. what other ones are there ]

[buttonmashes]

That about sums up every Scorpio I ever knew.

[Not that she wasn't. You know. Into that. Because she totally was. More Scorpios need to be really sexy and mean to her, in her educated opinion.]

I'm gonna be real with you. That's about all you really need to know about astrology.

[wingstosee]

Oh.

[ that seems inaccurate, but she doesn't know enough about astrology to dispute it. ]

So... is our dragon an Aries, then? That's the fire sign or something, right?