1 4M 4BSOLUT3LY C3RT41N TH3R3 1S NO TROLL N1C C4G3 3V3N 1F 1 TUN3D VR1SK4 OUT, 1'M SUR3 K4RK4T WOULD H4V3 HOLL3R3D 4T M3 4BOUT H1M BY NOW 4ND H3'S LOT H4RD3R TO 1GNOR3, JUST BY SH33R VOLUM3
right! caps lock guy. i bet he'd love nic cage. nic cage seems like a strong caps lock option.
also vriska is your like. moirail girlfriend? i don't really know what that means but i'm guessing it's like. an open sort of thing since she also gets smoochy with nic cage?? wow. that is really incredible.
okay. i'm gonna say they're probably SECOND best? because my girlfriends are the best at it. but that's sort of cheating because i have two of them. haha.
i'm glad you can cuddle with your therapy girlfriend though. that actually... sounds really neat? i kind of wish we had something like that.
FROM WH4T 1 UND3RST4ND HUM4N ROM4NC3 SORT OF ROLLS TH4T 1NTO TH31R ON3 R3L4T1ONSH1P? BUT FOR US TROLLS, 1T'S 4 V3RY SP3C14L TH1NG 4ND 4RGU4BLY ON3 OF TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT R3L4T1ONSH1PS OF 4LL
TROLLS T3ND TO B3 SORT OF UH VOL4T1L3 4ND OUR CULTUR3 3MPH4S1Z3D 4 LOT OF V1OL3NC3! BUT 3V3N TH3Y R3COGN1Z3D TH3R3'S 4 T1M3 4ND 4 PL4C3 FOR TH4T TR4D1T1ON4LLY, 4 MO1R4LL3G14NC3 1S 4BOUT P4C1FY1NG YOUR P4RTN3R 4ND K33P1NG TH3M FROM R4MP4G1NG 1T'S 4BOUT B31NG YOUR P4RTN3R'S B3TT3R H4LF! BUT TH3R3'S 4 LOT MOR3 TH4T GO3S 1NTO 1T FOR M3 4ND VR1SK4, W3 B4L4NC3D 34CH OTH3R OUT 3MOT1ON4LLY 4ND TR13D TO M4K3 34CH OTH3R B3TT3R P3OPL3
huh. really? i mean, i guess girlfriends kind of do that. but it's rolled up with a lot of other things, too. i sort of wish i could be a moirail. that's the word you used, right?
balancing each other out emotionally. and stopping them from doing stuff they'll regret. that's a lot? i sort of love it.
oh! awesome i'll have to keep it in mind then. because i'm not human, and that sounds like, the best? to be able to date someone platonically. no smooching necessary.
also, definitely no problems with dating more than one person. my two girlfriends don't have a problem with it either? haha. it probably sounds a little weird but it's honestly the most amazing thing in the world so
4 COMPL1C4T3D QU3ST1ON! TROLLS 4R3 (MOSTLY) SORT OF 4TH31ST1C 3V3RYON3 KNOWS GOD 1S SORT OF 4 F4K3Y F4K3 TH1NG 3XC3PT FOR TH3 PURPL3 BLOODS? BUT TH3Y'R3 W31RD 4ND WORSH1P TH3S3 TWO JUGG4LO M3SS14HS? 1 S1MULT4N3OUSLY KNOW W4Y TOO MUCH 4ND W4Y TOO L1TTL3 4BOUT TH4T DUMB CLOWN R3L1G1ON, PL34S3 DON'T 4SK M3 4BOUT 1T
TH3R3'S TH3 OTH3R GOD STUFF TH4T'S NOT STR1CTLY CULTUR4L? L1K3 MY FR13NDS 4ND 1 PL4Y3D 4 G4M3 4ND M4D3 4 UN1V3RS3 4ND 34RTH, SO FROM 4 C3RT41N PO1NT OF V13W W3 4R3 GODS? 1 DON'T TH1NK TH4T COUNTS, 4LTHOUGH 1'LL PULL TH4T C4RD OUT 1F 1T'S GOOD FOR 4 L4UGH 4ND TH3N TH3R3 4R3 TH3 GODT13RS WH3R3 1F YOU R34CH3D M4X L3V3L 4ND D13D ON YOUR QU3ST B3D, YOU COULD 4TT41N 4N 3V3N H1GH3R L3V3L OF POW3R VR1SK4 D1D TH4T, 4ND SH3 GOT W1NGS 4ND 3V3N COOL3R POW3RS 4ND STRONG3R CONTROL OV3R H3R 4SP3CT 4ND W4S B4S1C4LLY 1MMORT4L UNL3SS H3R D34TH W4S 31TH3R H3RO1C OR JUST
BUT 4NYW4Y 1'M NOT SUR3 WH4T YOU M34N BY OPPOS1T3 OF GOD 4NG3LS 4R3 H4RB1NG3RS OF TH3 3ND 4ND D3MONS 4R3 3NG1N3S OF D3STRUCT1ON BUT 1 DON'T KNOW 1F TH4T'S WH4T YOU'R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT
huh. that's sort of a lot? like, a LOT. to take in at once. but... it actually works! the devil is sort of the head demon. kind of? at least, that's one way to look at it.
NO NO NO TH3 UN1V3RS3 1S 3V3RYTH1NG 1N YOUR WORLD 1S 1NS1D3 TH1S G14NT COSM1C FROG M4D3 OUT OF SP4C3-T1M3 4ND M4G1C 4ND COLORS L1K3 4 SOFT B1LLOW1NG SC3NT FULL OF W4RMTH 4ND M3LODY B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3 W4TCH1NG ON3 G3T BORN TH3 F1RST T1M3 W4S PR3TTY 1MPR3SS1V3 BUT BY TH3 S3COND 1T JUST K1ND OF GOT OLD
that sounds. incredibly fake? like don't worry, i believe you. but also it kind of sounds like you're making it up just to see how much stupid stuff i'd believe.
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WHY WOULD SH3 W4NT TO SMOOCH H1M SO B4DLY
WHY 1S TH3R3 NO TROLL 3QU1V4L3NT
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i'm not actually sure if he acts or not. he might just show up on set and do things?
it's great. he's been in a lot of movies
is there really no troll nic cage??
that's crazy! he's like. really well known here?
we've found the first crack in the multiverse
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3V3N 1F 1 TUN3D VR1SK4 OUT, 1'M SUR3 K4RK4T WOULD H4V3 HOLL3R3D 4T M3 4BOUT H1M BY NOW
4ND H3'S LOT H4RD3R TO 1GNOR3, JUST BY SH33R VOLUM3
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i bet he'd love nic cage.
nic cage seems like a strong caps lock option.
also vriska is your like. moirail girlfriend?
i don't really know what that means but i'm guessing it's like. an open sort of thing since she also gets smoochy with nic cage??
wow. that is really incredible.
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SH3 4ND 1 4R3 1N 4 R3L4T1ONSH1P
BUT 1T'S NOT L1K3 4 HUM4N ROM4NC3
MO1R4LL3G14NC3 1S ON3 OF TH3 CONC1L14TORY QU4DR4NTS
1T'S MOR3 L1K3 SH3 H3LPS K33P M3 B4L4NC3D 4ND GROUND3D
1 N3V3R THOUGHT SH3'D B3 4NY GOOD 4T 1T BUT 1T TURNS OUT SH3'S 3NOUGH OF 4 NOSY BUSYBODY TO G3T M3 TO OP3N UP 4ND J4M 4BOUT F33L1NGS
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there's a bunch of words i really just don't get?
i've never even seen half of them. at least not in that context
so... your moirallegiance is with a moirail.
and it's sort of. a platonic girlfriend?
except instead of smooching you talk about your problems.
do you still get to cuddle
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W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST CUDDL3S
YOU DO NOT
3V3N
*KNOW*
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i'm gonna say they're probably SECOND best?
because my girlfriends are the best at it.
but that's sort of cheating because i have two of them. haha.
i'm glad you can cuddle with your therapy girlfriend though.
that actually... sounds really neat?
i kind of wish we had something like that.
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BUT FOR US TROLLS, 1T'S 4 V3RY SP3C14L TH1NG
4ND 4RGU4BLY ON3 OF TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT R3L4T1ONSH1PS OF 4LL
TROLLS T3ND TO B3 SORT OF
UH
VOL4T1L3
4ND OUR CULTUR3 3MPH4S1Z3D 4 LOT OF V1OL3NC3!
BUT 3V3N TH3Y R3COGN1Z3D TH3R3'S 4 T1M3 4ND 4 PL4C3 FOR TH4T
TR4D1T1ON4LLY, 4 MO1R4LL3G14NC3 1S 4BOUT P4C1FY1NG YOUR P4RTN3R 4ND K33P1NG TH3M FROM R4MP4G1NG
1T'S 4BOUT B31NG YOUR P4RTN3R'S B3TT3R H4LF!
BUT TH3R3'S 4 LOT MOR3 TH4T GO3S 1NTO 1T
FOR M3 4ND VR1SK4, W3 B4L4NC3D 34CH OTH3R OUT 3MOT1ON4LLY
4ND TR13D TO M4K3 34CH OTH3R B3TT3R P3OPL3
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i mean, i guess girlfriends kind of do that.
but it's rolled up with a lot of other things, too.
i sort of wish i could be a moirail.
that's the word you used, right?
balancing each other out emotionally.
and stopping them from doing stuff they'll regret.
that's a lot? i sort of love it.
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1T'S JUST NOT 4 P4RT OF HUM4N CULTUR3 TH1NG SO HUM4NS DON'T KNOW 1T'S 4 TH1NG
4LSO TH3 P4RT WH3R3 SOM3 HUM4NS H4V3 1SSU3S W1TH B31NG 1N R3L4T1ONSH1PS W1TH MOR3 TH4N ON3 P3RSON >:?
BUT 4S TROLL SH14 L3B3OUF ONC3 S41D
DON'T L3T YOUR DR34MS B3 DR34MS!
M4YB3 ON3 D4Y YOU'LL M33T TH3 ON3 >;]
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i'll have to keep it in mind then.
because i'm not human, and that sounds like, the best?
to be able to date someone platonically. no smooching necessary.
also, definitely no problems with dating more than one person.
my two girlfriends don't have a problem with it either? haha.
it probably sounds a little weird but it's honestly the most amazing thing in the world so
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1'M SORRY, 1 JUST SORT OF 4SSUM3D S1NC3 W3 W3R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT HUM4N STUFF!
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although i guess i was human??
so that makes things sort of complicated.
but no.
i am the devil :)
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1 SUDD3NLY UND3RST4ND 3V3RYTH1NG!
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oh no :( i thought that maybe troll jewgaism might have the devil at least...
okay well um
it's sort of the opposite of god?
do you have gods where you're from :(
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TROLLS 4R3 (MOSTLY) SORT OF 4TH31ST1C
3V3RYON3 KNOWS GOD 1S SORT OF 4 F4K3Y F4K3 TH1NG
3XC3PT FOR TH3 PURPL3 BLOODS?
BUT TH3Y'R3 W31RD 4ND WORSH1P TH3S3 TWO JUGG4LO M3SS14HS?
1 S1MULT4N3OUSLY KNOW W4Y TOO MUCH 4ND W4Y TOO L1TTL3 4BOUT TH4T DUMB CLOWN R3L1G1ON, PL34S3 DON'T 4SK M3 4BOUT 1T
TH3R3'S TH3 OTH3R GOD STUFF TH4T'S NOT STR1CTLY CULTUR4L?
L1K3 MY FR13NDS 4ND 1 PL4Y3D 4 G4M3 4ND M4D3 4 UN1V3RS3 4ND 34RTH, SO FROM 4 C3RT41N PO1NT OF V13W W3 4R3 GODS?
1 DON'T TH1NK TH4T COUNTS, 4LTHOUGH 1'LL PULL TH4T C4RD OUT 1F 1T'S GOOD FOR 4 L4UGH
4ND TH3N TH3R3 4R3 TH3 GODT13RS
WH3R3 1F YOU R34CH3D M4X L3V3L 4ND D13D ON YOUR QU3ST B3D, YOU COULD 4TT41N 4N 3V3N H1GH3R L3V3L OF POW3R
VR1SK4 D1D TH4T, 4ND SH3 GOT W1NGS 4ND 3V3N COOL3R POW3RS 4ND STRONG3R CONTROL OV3R H3R 4SP3CT 4ND W4S B4S1C4LLY 1MMORT4L UNL3SS H3R D34TH W4S 31TH3R H3RO1C OR JUST
BUT 4NYW4Y
1'M NOT SUR3 WH4T YOU M34N BY OPPOS1T3 OF GOD
4NG3LS 4R3 H4RB1NG3RS OF TH3 3ND
4ND D3MONS 4R3 3NG1N3S OF D3STRUCT1ON
BUT 1 DON'T KNOW 1F TH4T'S WH4T YOU'R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT
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that's sort of a lot?
like, a LOT. to take in at once.
but... it actually works!
the devil is sort of the head demon.
kind of?
at least, that's one way to look at it.
wait, you made a universe??
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TH4T W4S TH3 OBJ3CT1V3 OF TH3 G4M3 W3 W3R3 PL4Y1NG
TO PROP4G4T3 UN1V3RS3S
ON3 OF MY FR13NDS BR3D 4 FROG 4ND WH3N 1T GR3W UP 1T B3C4M3 TH3 ON3 OF TH3 UN1V3RS3 TH4T HUM4NS L1V3D 1N
UNT1L 1T W4S T1M3 FOR TH3M TO PL4Y TH31R OWN G4M3 4ND BR33D TH31R OWN
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is this a special space frog??
do frogs normally have universes in them??
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4ND 1T T4K3S 4 V3RY LONG 4ND 1NVOLV3D PROC3SS TO BR33D 1T CORR3CTLY
1N F4CT W3 SORT OF
UH
FUCK3D 1T UP 4 L1TTL3
W3 W3R3 ON 4 V3RY STR1CT SCH3DUL3!
4ND D3SP1T3 B31NG C3RT1F13D 4SSK1CK3RS, W3 W3R3 UP 4G41NST SOM3 STUP1DLY POW3RFUL 3N3M13S
SO 1'M SORRY 1F TH1NGS GOT SCR3W3D UP FOR YOU GUYS ON 34RTH
1 KNOW TH3 G4M3 S3SS1ON W4S 4LL K1NDS OF WR3CK3D
BUT 1 DON'T KNOW HOW TH1NGS W3R3 ON TH3 GROUND
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i can't even imagine how frog breeding would work?
so that doesn't really sound like your fault.
wait so earth is a frog??
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TH3 UN1V3RS3 1S
3V3RYTH1NG 1N YOUR WORLD 1S 1NS1D3 TH1S G14NT COSM1C FROG M4D3 OUT OF SP4C3-T1M3 4ND M4G1C 4ND COLORS L1K3 4 SOFT B1LLOW1NG SC3NT FULL OF W4RMTH 4ND M3LODY
B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3 W4TCH1NG ON3 G3T BORN TH3 F1RST T1M3 W4S PR3TTY 1MPR3SS1V3 BUT BY TH3 S3COND 1T JUST K1ND OF GOT OLD
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incredibly fake?
like don't worry, i believe you.
but also it kind of sounds like you're making it up just to see how much stupid stuff i'd believe.
which is a lot? so. i guess there's that
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1T'S NOT 4 S3CR3T B3C4US3 1 W4NT TO K33P 1T H1DD3N, BUT B3C4US3 NO ON3 S33MS TO KNOW TH1S
OUTR1GHT L13S 4R3 FOR CHUMPS!
WH3N 1T COM3S TO M4N1PUL4T1NG P3OPL3, TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG B3TT3R TH4N TH3 4PPL1C4T1ON OF 4 P4RT1CUL4RLY W3LL-CHOS3N TRUTH
WH4T 1'M S4Y1NG H3R3 1S 1 WOULDN'T L13 4BOUT TH1S
TH4T FROG SH1T 1S TH3 DUMB3ST TH1NG 1N MY WORLD 4ND 4LSO UNFORTUN4T3LY TH3 R34L3ST
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