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really really

its just one of those fantasy rpg mmos
pick a race pick a class pick ur face
and blam ur off killing low level rats theyve spawned around a sewer so you can equip a +1 metal thong

i dont care if youre bad or just the absolute worst
they made support classes for a reason anyway lol

support classes?
are those like... healers and stuff?
maybe that could be okay...

are any of the races cute
what are they like

yeah! youve got healers and buffers and even a dedicated debuffer class but no one plays one that cuz its boring
healings real easy its just whack a mole but with numbers

there's uhhhh
youve got your regular humans and elves
big buff muscle people
short funny joke race
dog cat rat birds and bunny people
lizardfolk demons angels
theres a lot? these are the ones i can think of without looking and theres loads of customization options

can you play a dragon

idk?
lemme take a look at the site

yes
holy shit
why am i not playing a dragon *right now*

omg why aren't we both??
where do i install it

here's the link!!

i don't know how i missed this
if i was this company id splash this all over the front page in giant bold font
PLAY LANDS OF LEGENDRY
YOU CAN BE A DRAGON
who could resist signing up after that

right??
ok going now

is there a way to see the dragon options now
scoot over i wanna see the character creation screen

[Saturn obediently scoots over to make room as she logs into her account, turning the screen so that Venus can see what she's doing. Scrolling through the character list, it takes her a few moments to find the dragons. Damn, there are a lot of race options to choose from.

Damn, there are a lot of customization options to choose from.]

Scale color, size, wings, eye ridges, spine ridges, blah blah blah... Number of wing fingers? Wow.

[She clicks on the horn options and a ridiculous number of designs pop up on the screen. This is an absolutely preposterous amount of horns.]

Wow.

Oh. Wow.

[ that seems... like a lot. it's a lot, right? it seems like a lot. venus watches, wide-eyed, as saturn scrolls through. ]

I'm sort of surprised there's nothing for... you know. Down there? I thought this place was just kind of sex central.

It's a pretty popular game around here. I wouldn't be surprised if they've got a bunch of kids who play it.

[She clicks over to one of the humanoid options. An elf man in a loin cloth stands awkwardly like a doll, waiting for them to monster factory it up.]

Anyway, if you want dick sliders, you gotta go over to one of the other races. Probably because they wear pants.

Ew. Go back to the dragon.

[ that came across uncomfortably furry, huh. she clears her throat, then adds- ]

Please.

What, you don't want to see how long we can make Ebelliong's schlong?

[Saturn experimentally adjusts the slider. Hm. Pretty long, given how far that loincloth is stretching to cover it.]

No?? [ oh god. that is... actually kind of horrific? ] How does he- he'd just fall over! You couldn't even do anything with that??

This thing would be like a third of his body weight. I think he'd pass out the second he saw a boob. What a tortured existence.

[She puts the slider all the way to the right, and lord. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Saturn tabs away from poor Ebelliong, but not before she mercifully puts his dick back to a more reasonable length. It would be cruel to leave him like that.]

Alright. Back to the dragon.

Thank you.

[ she seems to have forgotten this isn't her character creator. she leans in a tiny bit, staring at saturn's screen before pointing at the horns. ]

Can you. Uh. See if they have ram horns? You know, the curly ones. [ oh, right, actually- ] Also make her a girl. Please.

Let's see...

[Done and done. Amazingly, nothing about the default dragon seems to change between the gender options. This feels like the weirdest place to find a complete disregard for extreme sexual dimorphism. Dumb dragon cosmetic options in a bdsm-themed mmo from sex city. Wack.]

You an Aries or something?

What? Ew. No. [ she actually looks up from the computer screen to saturn at that. congrats, saturn, your read on her was so bad she stopped looking at non-dimorphic mmo design. ] Isn't that the like, angry punchy sign? I'd be the worst Aries.

I mean, horoscopes are a giant pile of fakery and they don't mean anything at all. You ever see the description of a Capricorn? Because I'm not any of that.

[Maybe a little, before the death of the pilot program. Before she was kicked out for nothing and decided that she'd had enough. But even then it wasn't that accurate.]

I was just wondering because -- [at the sides of her head she makes a curling motion with her hands like ram horns.] You know.

Is that even a real Zodiac thing? I kind of feel like you made that up.

[ listen. listen. it wouldn't be the first thing saturn had made up?? ]

Wait, is that even an Aries thing? I just think they're cute.

You- wha?

[excuse me hold on]

Do you know about the zodiac signs?

Yes?? [ RUDE?? ] There's. Aries, and... I'm Gemini, I know that much? And uh. I think there's- Scorpio is supposed to be really sexy and mean I think? Is that.

[ oh god. what other ones are there ]

That about sums up every Scorpio I ever knew.

[Not that she wasn't. You know. Into that. Because she totally was. More Scorpios need to be really sexy and mean to her, in her educated opinion.]

I'm gonna be real with you. That's about all you really need to know about astrology.

Oh.

[ that seems inaccurate, but she doesn't know enough about astrology to dispute it. ]

So... is our dragon an Aries, then? That's the fire sign or something, right?

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