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[wingstosee]

was he that uh.
teal? cotton candyish? before
you said it was a poster right

wait your friend was kissing it???

[iustitia]

L1ST3N.
1 P1CK3D TH3 COLORS TH4T T4ST3D B3ST 4T TH3 T1M3.

BUT TH3 F34TUR3S SHOULD B3 R1GHT!!!!
SHOULD3R L3NGTH H41R
QU4DR4NT B34T3R SH1RT
W31RD B34RD P4R4S1T3 STUBBL3
TH3 4TT1TUD3 OF 4 STR33T TOUGH M4V3R1CK W1TH NOTH1NG TO LOS3

MY MO1R41L G1RLFR13ND BUT Y34H!!!
1 R34LLY SHOULD H4V3 L1ST3N3D CLOS3R TO H3R WH3N SH3 W4S T3LL1NG M3 4BOUT H1M BUT 1 UH
JUST SORT OF
TUN3D H3R OUT........................

FUCK
G1V3 M3 4 S3C 1 GOTT4 S33 WH4T 1 C4N R3M3MB3R 4BOUT H1M

[wingstosee]

you can taste colors? whoa.
is that a, um.
sinnasensation? thing. cinnamon aesthetic?
i don't really know.

anyway uh...
i don't. really have any idea so far??
i wish i did. i really do. but i'm totally coming up blank :(
he seems like more of an action-y type, whoever he is.

[iustitia]

GOG 1 DON'T KNOW
1'V3 JUST GOT B1TS 4ND P13C3S OF STUFF VR1SK4 M3NT1ON3D
1 C4N'T B3L13V3 TH1S JUNK WOULD 3V3R B3 R3L3V4NT
FUCK!!!!

H3 D1DN'T W4NT TH3 B33S?
H3 TR13D TO K1LL H1MS3LF W1TH HUM4N SOPOR1F1CS?
H3 THOUGHT H3 W4S TURN1NG 1NTO 4 R41NBOW DR1NK3R?
SH1T
1 DON'T KNOW!!!
H3 ROD3 4 MOTORCYCL3 WH1L3 ON F1R3!
H3 STOL3 SOM3 TR34SUR3S!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUT TH3 BUNNY B4CK 1N TH3 BOX!!!!!!

[wingstosee]

[ wait.

a motorcycle while on fire? is that- oh my god it's totally ghost rider. and treasure is like, national treasure, and- she doesn't know the others but she's super certain that- ]

oh my god
haha. holy shit?
you're talking about nicholas cage.
your friend kissed a poster of nicholas cage!

[iustitia]

WHO 1S TH1S HUM4N M4N
WHY WOULD SH3 W4NT TO SMOOCH H1M SO B4DLY
WHY 1S TH3R3 NO TROLL 3QU1V4L3NT

[wingstosee]

he's an actor? sort of
i'm not actually sure if he acts or not. he might just show up on set and do things?
it's great. he's been in a lot of movies

is there really no troll nic cage??
that's crazy! he's like. really well known here?
we've found the first crack in the multiverse

[iustitia]

1 4M 4BSOLUT3LY C3RT41N TH3R3 1S NO TROLL N1C C4G3
3V3N 1F 1 TUN3D VR1SK4 OUT, 1'M SUR3 K4RK4T WOULD H4V3 HOLL3R3D 4T M3 4BOUT H1M BY NOW
4ND H3'S LOT H4RD3R TO 1GNOR3, JUST BY SH33R VOLUM3

[wingstosee]

right! caps lock guy.
i bet he'd love nic cage.
nic cage seems like a strong caps lock option.

also vriska is your like. moirail girlfriend?
i don't really know what that means but i'm guessing it's like. an open sort of thing since she also gets smoochy with nic cage??
wow. that is really incredible.

[iustitia]

3HHHH NOT QU1T3
SH3 4ND 1 4R3 1N 4 R3L4T1ONSH1P
BUT 1T'S NOT L1K3 4 HUM4N ROM4NC3

MO1R4LL3G14NC3 1S ON3 OF TH3 CONC1L14TORY QU4DR4NTS
1T'S MOR3 L1K3 SH3 H3LPS K33P M3 B4L4NC3D 4ND GROUND3D
1 N3V3R THOUGHT SH3'D B3 4NY GOOD 4T 1T BUT 1T TURNS OUT SH3'S 3NOUGH OF 4 NOSY BUSYBODY TO G3T M3 TO OP3N UP 4ND J4M 4BOUT F33L1NGS

[wingstosee]

whoa.
there's a bunch of words i really just don't get?
i've never even seen half of them. at least not in that context

so... your moirallegiance is with a moirail.
and it's sort of. a platonic girlfriend?
except instead of smooching you talk about your problems.

do you still get to cuddle

[iustitia]

V3NUS
W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST CUDDL3S
YOU DO NOT
3V3N
*KNOW*

[wingstosee]

okay.
i'm gonna say they're probably SECOND best?
because my girlfriends are the best at it.
but that's sort of cheating because i have two of them. haha.

i'm glad you can cuddle with your therapy girlfriend though.
that actually... sounds really neat?
i kind of wish we had something like that.

[iustitia]

FROM WH4T 1 UND3RST4ND HUM4N ROM4NC3 SORT OF ROLLS TH4T 1NTO TH31R ON3 R3L4T1ONSH1P?
BUT FOR US TROLLS, 1T'S 4 V3RY SP3C14L TH1NG
4ND 4RGU4BLY ON3 OF TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT R3L4T1ONSH1PS OF 4LL

TROLLS T3ND TO B3 SORT OF
UH
VOL4T1L3
4ND OUR CULTUR3 3MPH4S1Z3D 4 LOT OF V1OL3NC3!
BUT 3V3N TH3Y R3COGN1Z3D TH3R3'S 4 T1M3 4ND 4 PL4C3 FOR TH4T
TR4D1T1ON4LLY, 4 MO1R4LL3G14NC3 1S 4BOUT P4C1FY1NG YOUR P4RTN3R 4ND K33P1NG TH3M FROM R4MP4G1NG
1T'S 4BOUT B31NG YOUR P4RTN3R'S B3TT3R H4LF!
BUT TH3R3'S 4 LOT MOR3 TH4T GO3S 1NTO 1T
FOR M3 4ND VR1SK4, W3 B4L4NC3D 34CH OTH3R OUT 3MOT1ON4LLY
4ND TR13D TO M4K3 34CH OTH3R B3TT3R P3OPL3

[wingstosee]

huh. really?
i mean, i guess girlfriends kind of do that.
but it's rolled up with a lot of other things, too.
i sort of wish i could be a moirail.
that's the word you used, right?

balancing each other out emotionally.
and stopping them from doing stuff they'll regret.
that's a lot? i sort of love it.

[iustitia]

1 DON'T TH1NK B31NG 4 MO1R41L 1S 3XCLUS1V3 TO TROLLS
1T'S JUST NOT 4 P4RT OF HUM4N CULTUR3 TH1NG SO HUM4NS DON'T KNOW 1T'S 4 TH1NG
4LSO TH3 P4RT WH3R3 SOM3 HUM4NS H4V3 1SSU3S W1TH B31NG 1N R3L4T1ONSH1PS W1TH MOR3 TH4N ON3 P3RSON >:?
BUT 4S TROLL SH14 L3B3OUF ONC3 S41D
DON'T L3T YOUR DR34MS B3 DR34MS!
M4YB3 ON3 D4Y YOU'LL M33T TH3 ON3 >;]

[wingstosee]

oh! awesome
i'll have to keep it in mind then.
because i'm not human, and that sounds like, the best?
to be able to date someone platonically. no smooching necessary.

also, definitely no problems with dating more than one person.
my two girlfriends don't have a problem with it either? haha.
it probably sounds a little weird but it's honestly the most amazing thing in the world so

[iustitia]

OH, YOU'R3 NOT HUM4N?
1'M SORRY, 1 JUST SORT OF 4SSUM3D S1NC3 W3 W3R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT HUM4N STUFF!

[wingstosee]

nope! no humans here.
although i guess i was human??
so that makes things sort of complicated.

but no.
i am the devil :)

[iustitia]

WOW TH4T SUR3 1S 4 CONT3XTL3SS ST4T3M3NT TH4T 1'M SUR3 M34NT TO JUST 1NTU1T1V3LY COMPR3H3ND
1 SUDD3NLY UND3RST4ND 3V3RYTH1NG!

[wingstosee]

what?
oh no :( i thought that maybe troll jewgaism might have the devil at least...
okay well um
it's sort of the opposite of god?

do you have gods where you're from :(

[iustitia]

4 COMPL1C4T3D QU3ST1ON!
TROLLS 4R3 (MOSTLY) SORT OF 4TH31ST1C
3V3RYON3 KNOWS GOD 1S SORT OF 4 F4K3Y F4K3 TH1NG
3XC3PT FOR TH3 PURPL3 BLOODS?
BUT TH3Y'R3 W31RD 4ND WORSH1P TH3S3 TWO JUGG4LO M3SS14HS?
1 S1MULT4N3OUSLY KNOW W4Y TOO MUCH 4ND W4Y TOO L1TTL3 4BOUT TH4T DUMB CLOWN R3L1G1ON, PL34S3 DON'T 4SK M3 4BOUT 1T

TH3R3'S TH3 OTH3R GOD STUFF TH4T'S NOT STR1CTLY CULTUR4L?
L1K3 MY FR13NDS 4ND 1 PL4Y3D 4 G4M3 4ND M4D3 4 UN1V3RS3 4ND 34RTH, SO FROM 4 C3RT41N PO1NT OF V13W W3 4R3 GODS?
1 DON'T TH1NK TH4T COUNTS, 4LTHOUGH 1'LL PULL TH4T C4RD OUT 1F 1T'S GOOD FOR 4 L4UGH
4ND TH3N TH3R3 4R3 TH3 GODT13RS
WH3R3 1F YOU R34CH3D M4X L3V3L 4ND D13D ON YOUR QU3ST B3D, YOU COULD 4TT41N 4N 3V3N H1GH3R L3V3L OF POW3R
VR1SK4 D1D TH4T, 4ND SH3 GOT W1NGS 4ND 3V3N COOL3R POW3RS 4ND STRONG3R CONTROL OV3R H3R 4SP3CT 4ND W4S B4S1C4LLY 1MMORT4L UNL3SS H3R D34TH W4S 31TH3R H3RO1C OR JUST

BUT 4NYW4Y
1'M NOT SUR3 WH4T YOU M34N BY OPPOS1T3 OF GOD
4NG3LS 4R3 H4RB1NG3RS OF TH3 3ND
4ND D3MONS 4R3 3NG1N3S OF D3STRUCT1ON
BUT 1 DON'T KNOW 1F TH4T'S WH4T YOU'R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT

[wingstosee]

huh.
that's sort of a lot?
like, a LOT. to take in at once.
but... it actually works!
the devil is sort of the head demon.
kind of?
at least, that's one way to look at it.

wait, you made a universe??

[iustitia]

Y34H!
TH4T W4S TH3 OBJ3CT1V3 OF TH3 G4M3 W3 W3R3 PL4Y1NG
TO PROP4G4T3 UN1V3RS3S
ON3 OF MY FR13NDS BR3D 4 FROG 4ND WH3N 1T GR3W UP 1T B3C4M3 TH3 ON3 OF TH3 UN1V3RS3 TH4T HUM4NS L1V3D 1N
UNT1L 1T W4S T1M3 FOR TH3M TO PL4Y TH31R OWN G4M3 4ND BR33D TH31R OWN

[wingstosee]

FROG UNIVERSE????

is this a special space frog??
do frogs normally have universes in them??