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[wingstosee]

[ she doesn't even respond. she just... stands up. and grabs saturn's glass.

and comes back with a full glass of water. ]

[buttonmashes]

[saturn looks venus dead in the eyes and types]

i dont deserve this

[wingstosee]

your pee is dark yellow and i know that because you didn't flush last night
drink your water and i'll get you more apple juice

[buttonmashes]

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fine

[wingstosee]

ok. good.

also what was it you wanted
i guess i can ask that now

[buttonmashes]

i wanted to ask if you wanted to play a game with me
i got into this mmo recently and the xpansion is coming out pretty soon

[wingstosee]

oh
uh
i'm not really very good at game stuff?
you might want to ask someone else

[buttonmashes]

yeah but i wanna play with *you*
we could make characters and level together, itd be fun

[wingstosee]

really?
me??
um

i'm really not any good at games like that
i think? i've never really played them
what kind of game is it...

[buttonmashes]

really really

its just one of those fantasy rpg mmos
pick a race pick a class pick ur face
and blam ur off killing low level rats theyve spawned around a sewer so you can equip a +1 metal thong

i dont care if youre bad or just the absolute worst
they made support classes for a reason anyway lol

[wingstosee]

support classes?
are those like... healers and stuff?
maybe that could be okay...

are any of the races cute
what are they like

[buttonmashes]

yeah! youve got healers and buffers and even a dedicated debuffer class but no one plays one that cuz its boring
healings real easy its just whack a mole but with numbers

there's uhhhh
youve got your regular humans and elves
big buff muscle people
short funny joke race
dog cat rat birds and bunny people
lizardfolk demons angels
theres a lot? these are the ones i can think of without looking and theres loads of customization options

[wingstosee]

can you play a dragon

[buttonmashes]

idk?
lemme take a look at the site

[buttonmashes]

yes
holy shit
why am i not playing a dragon *right now*

[wingstosee]

omg why aren't we both??
where do i install it

[buttonmashes]

here's the link!!

i don't know how i missed this
if i was this company id splash this all over the front page in giant bold font
PLAY LANDS OF LEGENDRY
YOU CAN BE A DRAGON
who could resist signing up after that

[wingstosee]

right??
ok going now

is there a way to see the dragon options now
scoot over i wanna see the character creation screen

[buttonmashes]

[Saturn obediently scoots over to make room as she logs into her account, turning the screen so that Venus can see what she's doing. Scrolling through the character list, it takes her a few moments to find the dragons. Damn, there are a lot of race options to choose from.

Damn, there are a lot of customization options to choose from.]

Scale color, size, wings, eye ridges, spine ridges, blah blah blah... Number of wing fingers? Wow.

[She clicks on the horn options and a ridiculous number of designs pop up on the screen. This is an absolutely preposterous amount of horns.]

Wow.

[wingstosee]

Oh. Wow.

[ that seems... like a lot. it's a lot, right? it seems like a lot. venus watches, wide-eyed, as saturn scrolls through. ]

I'm sort of surprised there's nothing for... you know. Down there? I thought this place was just kind of sex central.

[buttonmashes]

It's a pretty popular game around here. I wouldn't be surprised if they've got a bunch of kids who play it.

[She clicks over to one of the humanoid options. An elf man in a loin cloth stands awkwardly like a doll, waiting for them to monster factory it up.]

Anyway, if you want dick sliders, you gotta go over to one of the other races. Probably because they wear pants.

[wingstosee]

Ew. Go back to the dragon.

[ that came across uncomfortably furry, huh. she clears her throat, then adds- ]

Please.

[buttonmashes]

What, you don't want to see how long we can make Ebelliong's schlong?

[Saturn experimentally adjusts the slider. Hm. Pretty long, given how far that loincloth is stretching to cover it.]

[wingstosee]

No?? [ oh god. that is... actually kind of horrific? ] How does he- he'd just fall over! You couldn't even do anything with that??

[buttonmashes]

This thing would be like a third of his body weight. I think he'd pass out the second he saw a boob. What a tortured existence.

[She puts the slider all the way to the right, and lord. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Saturn tabs away from poor Ebelliong, but not before she mercifully puts his dick back to a more reasonable length. It would be cruel to leave him like that.]

Alright. Back to the dragon.